Are you dying? Gimme five seconds. Koko, seriously?

[ reki shoves his sulking eldest sister's feet off the back of the couch, much to her huffing changrin. between koyomi's absolute refusal to look up from her cell phone and the toddlers swerving into the middle of every step he takes, progress through the front room is on pause for now. ]

All your friends are here; stop being so freaking lame. And say hi to Qi Fang.

[ koyomi turns herself around and refuses to do either, so reki growls and drops one of the twins in her lap, claiming the other one for himself. ]

Fine, then change a diaper. And hey, uh...

[ back to qi fang before he restarts the slow process of trying to make it to the kitchen. ]

Grab that bag on the couch for me? Please and thank you.